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NSFW

Military Patches

Freedom of speech to us means freedom to make fun patches. We take our patch designs and first amendment privileges very seriously - so should you!

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Stick Em'

Stickers

Your water bottle looks a little naked. Ditch those boring emasculating stickers from Hobby Lobby like "Live Laugh Love." Instead, let everyone know that you are cooler than they are with our collection.

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Uniform / Gym Ready

Edgy Apparel

Not all of your undershirts have to be boring. Get an undershirt that is sure to make your boss have to report you to human resources.

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Get After It

Garage and Gym Flags

Your boring garage isn't motivating, but an edgy flag telling you to "Try Harder" is. Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was your home gym, so take your first step with one of our flags.

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Savages of Sarcasm

Military aviators don’t just fly—they survive a constant mix of chaos, bureaucracy, and near-death experiences, all held together by dark humor and savage sarcasm. When your aircraft is actively working against you, the paperwork pile is higher than your high school friends, and your callsign is based on your dumbest mistake, you either laugh or lose your mind. Pilots have mastered the art of finding comedy in catastrophe. This brand of humor isn’t for the faint of heart, but it’s what keeps aviators sane. If you get it, you get it—and if you don’t, well, enjoy your lame PowerPoint safety brief while we throw in another Zyn and rip our fifth cup of coffee.

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Veteran Crisis Help

You Are Not Alone

Please reach out for help if you are in distress.