JOPA Military Funny Shoulder Patch

There comes a time in every junior officer’s life when they realize—some conversations just aren’t meant for field grades. Maybe it’s the questionable life choices, the unfiltered squadron banter, or the sacred art of making terrible yet hilarious decisions. Whatever it is, this JOPA morale patch makes the boundaries clear—Majors and LtCols, this is not your fight.

Patch Details:

🔹 Premium PVC Construction – Because fabric patches just don’t survive the sheer weight of bad ideas.
🔹 Hook & Loop Backing – Attaches securely to your flight bag, plate carrier, or anywhere else you need to establish dominance.

Whether you're holding the line against excessive safety briefs or plotting something that definitely isn’t in the SOP, this patch is your silent battle cry. Wear it with pride. Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.

🔥 Grab yours now before the field grades try to ban it. 🔥